Lit Device Short Story-Asher Weiss

LIT DEVICE SHORT STORY

By: Asher Weiss

When I was sitting in my living room on my couch that was furnished and purple with my cat named Meadow we were watching tv and it was the nfl with antonio brown catching the ball while doing a flip in a bright yellow and black jersey. I went crazy because he was on my fantasy team and by accident I hit my cat off her brown perch that was 6 feet of a glazed tile ground. My cat did a 720 flip and her black fur lighted up when she was in the sun, but when she acted weird. Then I switched on the news and it showed that ISIS in camouflage suits taking over countries and killings lots of people. Then I thought that we needed to do something and my cat started talking! She said let's go down there and teach them who the real god is. We booked a flight to Iran on Monday. We went to sleep knowing tomorrow we would go to Iran with huge mountains full with crispy tan grains of sand and big green luscious trees everywhere. In the morning we called an uber but they said no cats, so we ran to the airport as fast as Usain Bolt. When we got to the airport I hid my cat in my jacket past the security guards. Then we got on the plain and I saw the migos on the plane. We went up to them and told them what we were doing. They said that they want to come if we are okay with it. We said yes and were the happiest people on the earth. When we were on the plane my water was dancing while we were going up and down. Once we got to Iran we left the airport and used the migos long and shiny limousine. We went to the migos mansion, on the outside it looked like a shiny marble kingdom. In the inside there was a chandelier like the sun because it was so big and bright. They gave us a room as big as most houses and we played NBA2k18 till 1am then went to bed getting ready to fight ISIS. In the morning when we got up we went in their basement and the took us to a secret room. When we got into the room the wall flipped around and the wall was filled with big black guns and tiny silver one, there were even small green grenades. We picked out all of the weapons we wanted to use and Meadow got a mini bazooka to take out there base. The migos then gave us bullet proof suits that were made from kevlar and were camouflage. Then we went upstairs and had some juicy red steaks for breakfast. We left and headed for the forest that was next to the ISIS base, we knew where the base was because before this Tee Grizzley had an inside job and reported to us all he found. He found out the locations of all of their bases and what weapons they had. When we got to the forest it was torn down with trees on the ground and the water was a dull yellow. There was waste everywhere and in the distance we saw a building. Meadow, the migos and I went into the water and walked through the dirty water. It was kind of thick and difficult to walk through. When we got to the other side of the water we set up a base with wood and leaves. Our plan was that Meadow would shoot the bazooka and take out the base, then the migos would go bad and boujee on ISIS and make the ground slippery. After that Meadow and I would kill all of the rest of them by fighting them and using pistols we had. Now it was time to execute the plan. Meadow shot the bazooka and it nailed the base and there was a huge explosion with men and guns flying in the air. While this was happening the migos took out most of the terrorists and Meadow and I went into battle. We killed all of them but 5 guys. One of them took a shot at meadow but Offset took the bullet and died. Meadow killed the rest by being a ninja and clawing them to death as they bled to death. We saw the leader but he got in a plane and left. Then lil uzi vert came with his private jet and gave us a ride to take down the leader of ISIS. We listened to Luv is Rage 2 on the plane and saw his plane in the cloud. We gunned down the bright white plane and saw him parachute with a rusty black parachute in the distance. Meadow also went down with a hang glider designed as a cat and went down and fought him. Obviously Meadow won cause she's a legend and killed the leader of ISIS and threw him in a river. After that we all went home. The migos replaced offset with lil uzi vert, floyd mayweather signed Meadow to represent him as she fought, Tee Grizzley won the Pulitzer prize and I became a millionaire and bought a mansion for meadow and me.